The top three:
Me: "Monty, you are getting so heavy, i can barely lift you up anymore..."
Monty: "Don't talk crazy mom..."
Monty: "I want to be big like you mom"
Me: "Don't worry honey, some day you'll probably be taller then me."
Stoney: "yes he will. Because you are going to get smaller."
Me: "I am?"
Stoney: "Yes, because old people shrink"
Thank you for that..... Make me feel so much better about myself....
And then my very favorite of the week (during dinner time, no less):
Monty: "Mom, when I hold in my puke when I need to throw up, I will grow big and strong right?"
2 comments:
hee hee hee
Where do kids get their ideas from? For some reason my kids always say stuff to me that makes me feels fat or old or weird :)
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