party time

The boys had their annual end of the school year party. As usual, the kids perform a dance of some sort. Monty is still in to this. Stoney, on the other hand, not so much. He said: "i don't mind that i have to wave my hands, but why do i have to shake my hips? That's just stupid." I feel your pain kiddo.



Also as usual: Leland and i have a great time snickering about the way people dress around here. Just some observations:

• If you only have two teeth left in your mouth, and your legs are covered in varicose veins, a mini skirt is probably not a good choice
• If you are over a 180 pounds you should not wear skin tight leggings
• If you are going to wear hip hugging jeans that will reveal every bump from the waist down, at least make sure that your bud crack is not poking out
• Florescent green has it purposes in life, however, using it as eye liner is not one of them
• Wearing 4 inch heal pumps, a mini skirt and a top that just barely keeps your boobs from popping out, may be acceptable in some professions, however when you are a kindergarten teacher, at the very least it is not a practical choice.
  
• A burlap sack-dress may be very fashionable on a catwalk in Paris, (I really wouldn’t know), however, it looks somewhat out of place at a party for an elementary school, no matter how cute your shoes are.
• If you have a five year old, but the skin of your face looks a cracked leather substance, it is time to get rid of the tanning bed.

And then now for some cute pictures of Monty:
His class did two songs, one about the color red (hence the red clothes) and one French song, about FlonFlon, le petit mouton (hence the French flag)