Week in numbers (aka week in weird)

• Number of hours spend trying to get Monty to poop: 7
• Number of hours spend trying to get Stoney to swallow one small pill: 1,5
• Number of poopie pants this week: 2
• Number of clogged toilets due to Monty's mega sized poops: 1
• Number of times we have to change the sheets because a little boy peed in his bed: 4
• Number of cavities found in Stoney's teeth by dentist: 1
• Number of funerals attended: 1
• Number of fingers on the new born baby in the ward: 12
• Number of headaches, sore throats and other ailments between the four of us: 14
• Number of times the words spoken: "will you please stop whining!": too many to count

And here is another typicial Monty coversation for you. He came home with a mark on his arm and said that his 'frenenemy' form school had bitten him.
I asked him if he had bitten Felix (his friend) as well.
Monty: "No, i didn't bite him... Well, maybe... but not very hard..."